Mess maker, Mess maker you are a mess,
Food in your hair and on your dress!
Mess maker, Mess maker look at your Mom,
She’s cleaning up a food bomb!
Mess maker, Mess maker you know that I’m
In love with you. Still, so much time
To clean up after each mess that you make
I do it all for your sake.
Dear Mary, I know you think it’s cute
To put buttered toast on your head
It’s not that I really mind that much
It’s just I JUST shampooed your head!
Mess maker, Mess Maker toys everywhere,
Poop on your bum, sand in your shoe
Soon you will grow up and I’ll be so blue . . .
So bring on the juice, toast and the jam
Banana and cake –I’ve got the cam’!
Oh you are my little ham!
Alternate "Dear Mary" part:
Dear Mary you make a lot of mess
For someone who is so pint-sized
It’s not that I really mind that much,
It’s just you’re so uncivilized!
Which one do you like better?
It's a good thing when a husband agrees with his mother-in-law
ReplyDeleteSo true! Thanks for commenting Charles!
ReplyDeleteShe's so cute Annie. Eliza is into doing it all herself. It's nice ... but messy.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed with your lyrics! I only ever got as far as the first line or so of that very song/tune. Cute!
ReplyDeleteYou are SO cute, Annie! I can just hear you singing this! You're such a fun mom!!
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